cum-for-me-satan:

all i can think about is kissing you and killing myself

fleshcircus:

awkward

nowtrytherest:

Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

fappuclno:

Summer?
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But I’m only h   u   m   a   n
                                          And I bleed when I fall down.

DRESSING UP FOR THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

college-life-crisis:

Freshmen:

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Seniors:

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so damn true it hurts


I’m so sorry.

I’m so sorry.

i-could-be-a-worse-person:

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

This happens to other people too?

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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